Idiots Run The Show (Poem 44 of 99)

A teenage boy watched too much tv

And decided he wanted to be immortal

So he knocked out all of his teeth and said:

“There is no way I’ll ever bite the dust now”

He since got false teeth and now works in corporate PR.

Dasein Petals © Copyright 2013

Poem 44 of 99 to raise money for operations for deformed, poverty stricken childrenSponsor me.

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